Gary Barlow's Bedtime Stories Presents: Kung Fu Downend Part 2

'Where are we going?' Tom quizzed downend. 'We're going to the big castle on top of the hill, for that is where the dragon lives!' And so they began their journey with Tom taking the lead, carrying both of their rucksacks on his massive shoulders. As James trudged up the hill, he couldn't help but admire Tom's magnificent physique and as he stopped to wipe the sweat off of his brow James gazed in admiration as he began to get a strange feeling from his testicles. Confused by these feelings, James decided he should take point so he didn't have to look at Tom, then maybe his cock would go soft as at the minute it was throbbing so bad thinking of what he would like to do to Tom.


After a few hours of climbing, James and Tom had made good progress (they were nearly three quarters of the up the hill by now), when suddenly they stumbled accross a cave. 'What do you think's inside?' James asked nervously, 'Let's find out' said Tom, and with that he charged into the cave, with James skipping in after him. However James' mood suddenly got a lot less cheerful; 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh it's a lion Tom, look left! shrieked James, 'Rawr' went the lion. 'Quick James use your kung fu' shouted Tom, but it was no good James was already naked and crying in the corner.


So it was up to Tom, he dived in and began wrestling the lion, 'Mmmm' thought James 'I wish I was that lion, i'd love Tom to grapple with me like this' 'Get up you prick!' snapped Tom, covered in the blood of a champion 'We've got to get to that castle.'...


Will the explorers finally reach their destination? Will James overcome his feelings? Find out soon on The Blog Of Total Bollocks.