Gary Barlow's Bedtime Stories Presents: Kung Fu Downend Part 2

'Where are we going?' Tom quizzed downend. 'We're going to the big castle on top of the hill, for that is where the dragon lives!' And so they began their journey with Tom taking the lead, carrying both of their rucksacks on his massive shoulders. As James trudged up the hill, he couldn't help but admire Tom's magnificent physique and as he stopped to wipe the sweat off of his brow James gazed in admiration as he began to get a strange feeling from his testicles. Confused by these feelings, James decided he should take point so he didn't have to look at Tom, then maybe his cock would go soft as at the minute it was throbbing so bad thinking of what he would like to do to Tom.


After a few hours of climbing, James and Tom had made good progress (they were nearly three quarters of the up the hill by now), when suddenly they stumbled accross a cave. 'What do you think's inside?' James asked nervously, 'Let's find out' said Tom, and with that he charged into the cave, with James skipping in after him. However James' mood suddenly got a lot less cheerful; 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh it's a lion Tom, look left! shrieked James, 'Rawr' went the lion. 'Quick James use your kung fu' shouted Tom, but it was no good James was already naked and crying in the corner.


So it was up to Tom, he dived in and began wrestling the lion, 'Mmmm' thought James 'I wish I was that lion, i'd love Tom to grapple with me like this' 'Get up you prick!' snapped Tom, covered in the blood of a champion 'We've got to get to that castle.'...


Will the explorers finally reach their destination? Will James overcome his feelings? Find out soon on The Blog Of Total Bollocks.

Just a little teaser to get you in the mood for the next installment of KUNG FU DOWNEND!

Gary Barlow's Bedtime Stories Presents: Kung Fu Downend

So here it goes my first blog...

Once upon a time there lived a boy named James, who lived with his mummy and daddy in a magical kingdom called Worksophia. James was a simple boy with not many friends, due to his greying hair and large nose, and wished he could be popular like his best friend Tom. Tom's chisled good looks and rippling muscles always seemed to attract people to him (especially the ladies), 'why can't I be like Tom?' James mused 'I wish I had muscles and could lift more than 2.5kg'. Then suddenly it came to him, James knew what he had to do. He had to become a... KUNG FU PANDA.

When hearing upon what James was about to do his good friend Tom decided that he would go with him on this journey, as surely he could not achieve this herculian task on his own (as you can see Tom is kind as well as beautiful). So come nightfall James packed his bag and creeped downstairs, cautiously opening the door and slithering out into the shadows. Tom was waiting on the corner for him, the light from the street lamp dancing of his perfectly lush physique, 'So James are you ready to embark on this adventure?'
 'Yes.' came the reply...


Stay tuned all this week to find out what happens to James and Tom in the adventures of Kung Fu Downend!